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What To Do When You Feel A Swooning Fit Coming
1. Remain calm.
2. Remove mental images of Edward from your brain, if possible.
3. Find a sofa or other suitable mode of recline.
4. Position your feet a short distant from front of sofa.
5. Call for a friend to witness (it's no fun and totally non-therapeutic to swoon alone).
6. Swoon away (with apologies to Mel Gibson).
2. Remove mental images of Edward from your brain, if possible.
3. Find a sofa or other suitable mode of recline.
4. Position your feet a short distant from front of sofa.
5. Call for a friend to witness (it's no fun and totally non-therapeutic to swoon alone).
6. Swoon away (with apologies to Mel Gibson).
And...DONE. That was super easy.
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